An Unopened Tome of Advice

Table of Contents

Chapter 1 - The Dead and You

Chapter 2 - Maintaining a Ghoulish Figure: Seven Easy Exercises

Chapter 3 - Keeping the Chill Out: Choosing a Coordinated Coffin

Chapter 4 - Graveyard Guarantees: Fifty Sure Signs of Love

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