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Archavon's Log

by ARCHAVON · 481 words · about 2 min read · 5 pages

<It appears Archavon has been keeping a journal. It appears to be written in multiple languages. A tally has been kept on the cover. >

Horde:
Keep Defended: $4024w
Keep Captured: $4022w

Alliance:
Keep Defended: $4025w
Keep Captured: $4023w

Day 10
The Makers are gone. I have been left to watch.
-ARCHAVON

Day 10500:
The halls are quiet. Empty.

I thought the Makers want me to watch the hall, but they never specifically said, �Archavon, watch the hall... Maybe it's okay if I watch outside too? It would probably be less boring outside. It's decided - I am now responsible for watching the hall AND the outside. I shall take on my new responsibility next month.
-ARCHAVON

Day 20120:
The outside is much more open than the hall. There are convenient cliffs and mountains bordering it. I'm now confident that the Makers meant for me to watch this too. I hope they don't notice that I've only been in the hall for the first decade.
-ARCHAVON

Day 1051213:
I invented a new game today too, it's called "Kick the Revenant." I made it from the front of the keep to the main road today. Before next year, I'm going to try to land it over the river.
-ARCHAVON

Day 2145617:
Some little green people came today. I have added them to my watching responsibilities.
-ARCHAVON

Day 2145657:
The little green people have built extra buildings here now. More buildings seems good. I think I will speak to them this week and thank them.
-ARCHAVON

Day 214566:
I thanked one of the little green people today for the extra buildings. He told me that he'd be bringing more people for me to watch soon - lots of them.

I'm excited to have more things to watch.
-ARCHAVON

Day 214586:
The little green people brought a lot of others, pointed them at each other, and then they all started fighting!

I have trimmed my watching responsibilities back to the hall for safety, but I brought a lot of their baubles with me so that it can maybe be less boring this time.
-ARCHAVON

Day 214620:
Things have gotten much worse. I am not sure what the Makers want me to do. I'm trying to stay in my hall, but the violent people come in after me several times a day. They take my baubles.
-ARCHAVON

Day 214701:
My brothers are back! It turns out they were sleeping in other closed off halls.

I'm a little mad that they left me alone to do all the watching, but I shared my shinier baubles with them anyway because I'm tired of being alone and attacked all the time.
-ARCHAVON

Day 214760:
The violent little people have started attacking my brothers, which is sad. They leave me alone mostly now though, which is not sad.

I think they want the shiny baubles I gave away. I feel guilty.
-ARCHAVON

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