The Death Knights of Acherus

Name: Sixen
Status: Deceased
Comment: Died with his mouth open.

Name: Munch
Status: Alive
Comment: Angry. Hateful. Will do well.

Name: Cobalt
Status: Deceased
Comment: Fell to his death. Not much upstairs. Probably saved him a lifetime of suffering.

Name: Harmony
Status: Deceased
Comment: The name of this death knight was found in violation of common Scourge decency. Struck down by the Lich King.

Name: Melt
Status: Deceased
Comment: Turned into a ghoul. Killed by a Scarlet peasant.

Name: Milton
Status: MIA
Comment: Cowardly gnome.

Name: Minitalis
Status: Alive
Comment: Chasing butterflies.

Name: your name
Status: Alive
Comment: Personally responsible for the massacre of hundreds of Scarlet Crusaders. Hungers for more.

<The book goes on for hundreds of pages.>