Mechanical Squirrel

Here are fun pet-summoning macros to try out. To enter them into the game, highlight one, and hold control+hit C to copy it. Then go in-game, hit enter, and hold control+hit V, then enter again. Otherwise you can paste it into a macro.

/run p=GetNumCompanions("critter");i=random(p);id,name=GetCompanionInfo("critter",i);SendChatMessage("spins the Wheel O' Pets! The wheel stops on ["..i.."/"..p.."]: "..name.."!","emote");CallCompanion("critter",i);

Another macro:

/run g={"their","his","her"}; x=UnitSex("player");i=random(GetNumCompanions("critter"));id,name=GetCompanionInfo("critter",i);SendChatMessage("gasps as "..name .." hops out of "..g[x] .." pocket!","emote");CallCompanion("critter",i);

Another macro:

/script t="CRITTER"i=random (GetNumCompanions(t))c,n=GetCompanionInfo(t,i); SendChatMessage("Yay! It's my "..n.."!"); CallCompanion(t,i);

Another macro:

/run SummonRandomCritter();

Another macro:

/script t="CRITTER"i=random(GetNumCompanions(t))c,n=GetCompanionInfo(t,i)SendChatMessage (n..", I choose you!")CallCompanion(t,i)

The next one is a bit faulty, it can cause you a bit of trouble when you summon pets with spells ready but on Global Cooldown.
I'll explain how it works in a second, heres the macro though:

/run AZ=nil; t=0; CreateFrame("Frame","AZ",UIParent) AZ:SetScript("OnUpdate", function(s,e) t=t+e; if t>3 then t=0; if IsMounted() ~= 1 then CallCompanion("CRITTER", random(GetNumCompanions("CRITTER"))) end end end)

You may want to chance t>3 to a bigger nmber than 3, otherwise every three seconds you'll spawn a pet. It continues to summon pets even after the macro is deleted, not sure if /reload, phasing, or relogging will "turn it off". It may require turning World of Warcraft completely off and re-opening the window to stop the summon loop. test it if you like, but again understand it will consistantly spawn pets over the set time inserted into the macro.

And I dub thee... "Nuts N Bolts"

But alas, according to bliznet, "nuts" is considered mature language.

Squirrel! Here, squirrel! Stop eating all that mature language! Stop, I tell you!

The icon for this spell looks pretty...evil...my squirrel scares me now...