The Innkeeper's Daughter

His daughter, Keelin, travelled far from home, eventually developing the kind of reputation that embarrassed her father.

So, basically, his daughter was a prostitute. And his ingenius solution was to turn her into a stone that would end in her being touched and rubbed more than she ever was while turning tricks.

Touche, Bryher... touche....

So after reading the legend of this majestic hearthstone I decided to go just a bit deeper into the rabbit hole.

So reading between the lines I have discovered that this item was actually the first hearthstone ever invented. The warlock that created it was actually the infamous Wilfred Fizzlebang.

As many here may remember, Wilfred was a daring warlock who specialized in inter-dimensional travel via portal. What many don't realize, however, is that Wilfred's legendary fortune was actually made via his lucrative business as the sole proprietor and patent holder to hearthstone technology.

Everybody takes for granted the awesome power that they have carried in their bags since level 1, but what they don't know is how it was made.

The ritual to create a hearthstone is actually quite simple, but unfortunately one of the reagents is rather.... controversial. The materials are as follows:

1x Rock
1x Blood of a Promiscuous Daughter willingly Sacrificed by a Disgruntled Father.

It is still unclear how Wilfred and his apprentices managed to mass produce so many hearthstones, but that is for another story. For now, just enjoy your free teleport.

Message: If you play a dwarven female, watch out for warlocks.