TheWoWDBA long conversation I overheard before the quest that makes me proud I'm Horde:
Warden Nork Bloodfrenzy says: Look at 'em, Ug. You know what those are?
Ug'thor Bloodfrenzy says: No, popo, They look kind of like the pigs. Are they pigs?
Warden Nork Bloodfrenzy says: Those...
Warden Nork Bloodfrenzy says: Those are cowards.
Ug'thor Bloodfrenzy says: Are they cowardly pigs, popo?
/e Warden Nork Bloodfrenzy shakes his head.
Warden Nork Bloodfrenzy says: No, blood of my blood, they are soldiers of the Alliance. Our sworn enemies.
Ug'thor Bloodfrenzy says: But popo, what are they afraid of? Why are they here?
Warden Nork Bloodfrenzy says: They are here because they do not wish to defend their homes... their families.
Warden Nork Bloodfrenzy says: They have given up and surrendered - willingly - to us.
Warden Nork Bloodfrenzy says: Ug'thor, they are afraid to die
/e Ug'thor Bloodfrenzy scratches his head.
Ug'thor Bloodfrenzy says: I... I don't understand, popo.
/e Ug'thor Bloodfrenzy puffs out his chest and stands on his tip-toes.
Ugh'Thor Bloodfrenzy says: Lok'tar ogar, popo!
/e Ug'thor Bloodfrenzy Laughs.
Warden Nork Bloodfrenzy says: That's right, Ug. Victory or death!Ed: periods after emotes. Speling. Typo.s
Quest
Coward Delivery... Under 30 Minutes or it's Free
A World of Warcraft quest in Borean Tundra. Facts and objectives from the current retail game data.
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The quest title makes a reference to the Domino's Pizza commercials of having pizza delivered in 30 minutes or the pizza is free. This is a previous promotional used by Domino's Pizza, but it was cancelled due to the drivers driving dangerously to meet that time requirement. One of the mottos that Domino's Pizza previously used is "You Got 30 Minutes", where the time is actually an estimated time for delivery.
Quest facts
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Requirements
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Description
We're seeing more deserters show up at our gates with each passing day. We simply do not have enough room to keep all of these maggots caged up. Especially not if we want to keep the pigs happy. <Nork snorts as he laughs.> I want you to escort one of these cowards to the crossroads east of here and fire this flare gun. One of their captains will show up when they see the flare and take the coward off your hands. Report to Scout Tungok on the east road once the delivery has been made.
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Reward details
Reputation: Warsong Offensive +150
Garrosh Hellscream commands the Horde's main expeditionary forces as they make their way into Northrend to face Arthas and the armies of the Scourge.
Reputation group: Horde Expedition.
Other quests in Borean Tundra that reward Warsong Offensive reputation: Hellscream's Vigil (+10), We Strike! (+350), The Honored Dead (+250), Put Them to Rest (+250), The Defense of Warsong Hold (+10), Taking Back Mightstone Quarry (+250).
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