A Rare Quest, item level 25, requires level 23. Sold by 2 vendor NPCs.
On Holy Bologna: What the Light Won't Tell You's most active realm, the lowest Auction House listing has typically been around 124,998 gold across its tracked history (Oct 2022 to Jun 2026), ranging from 55,424 gold1 silver to 999,999 gold99 silver. Only 1 was available in the latest snapshot.
The current lowest price is around its All-Time typical of 124,998 gold.
| Vendor | NPC #44245 | Stormwind City 78.7, 69.1 |
|---|---|---|
| Vendor | NPC #46556 | Orgrimmar 48.7, 71.7 |
The game's collection data lists Holy Bologna: What the Light Won't Tell You as sold by 2 vendor NPCs in Stormwind City and Orgrimmar. The first vendor stands at 78.7, 69.1 on the Stormwind City map.
| Vendor | Zone | Map | Waypoint | Other items it sells |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| NPC #44245 | Stormwind City | 78.7, 69.1; 76.1, 66.8; 79.1, 69.4 | /way #84 78.7 69.1 | 345 |
| NPC #46556 | Orgrimmar | 48.7, 71.7 | /way #85 48.7 71.7 | 345 |
Stormwind City 3 placements
VendorVendorVendorOrgrimmar 1 placement
VendorVendor NPC, zone and position come from the client's collection source tables (CollectableSourceInfo and CollectableSourceVendorSparse); coordinates are the in-game map readout.
First seen in build 1.15.9.68940 (Classic).
In WoW Forever it is item level 60 and requires level 54. In Classic Era it is item level 60 and requires level 54. In The Burning Crusade it is item level 60 and requires level 54. In Wrath of the Lich King it is item level 60 and requires level 54. In MoP Classic it is item level 60 and requires level 54.
| Version | Item level | Required level | Quality |
|---|---|---|---|
| Retail (Midnight) | 25 | 23 | Rare |
| WoW Forever | 60 | 54 | Rare |
| Classic Era | 60 | 54 | Rare |
| The Burning Crusade | 60 | 54 | Rare |
| Wrath of the Lich King | 60 | 54 | Rare |
| MoP Classic | 60 | 54 | Rare |
The 10 items nearest to Holy Bologna: What the Light Won't Tell You among Quest, all from Classic like Holy Bologna: What the Light Won't Tell You.
| Item | Item Level | Details | Lowest Listed Price |
|---|---|---|---|
| Holy Bologna: What the Light Won't Tell You (this item) | 25 | 50,000 gold on 7 realms | |
 Soothsayer's Runes | 25 | 33 gold on 78 realms | |
 Gordok Ogre Suit | 20 | Crafted with Classic Tailoring | 1 silver on 48 realms |
 Moonfang's Pelt | 35 | 2,000 gold on 53 realms | |
 Sealed Tome of the Lost Legion | 35 | Use: Unlock Tome | 5,000 gold on 81 realms |
 Imbued Crystal | 1 | 100 gold on 62 realms | |
 Monstrous Egg | 1 | 250 gold on 70 realms | |
 Mysterious Grimoire | 1 | 333 gold on 63 realms | |
 Ornate Weapon | 1 | 250 gold on 67 realms | |
| A Treatise on Strategy | 1 | 432 gold on 64 realms | |
 Banner of the Fallen | 1 | 300 gold on 58 realms |
The lowest listed price among them is Gordok Ogre Suit at 1 silver in the US Auction House.
Built from the World of Warcraft client build files and recorded Auction House snapshots.
Holy Bologna: What the Light Won't Tell You is listed at 2 vendor placements. NPC 44245 stands in Stormwind City at map coordinates 78.7, 69.1.
Holy Bologna: What the Light Won't Tell You uses icon file 133740, which 155 other items also use. The 8 closest by item ID:
A Treatise on Military Ranks ID 18664 · MiscellaneousExpert First Aid - Under Wraps ID 16084 · Miscellaneous · item level 13 "The methods in this book are outdated."Expert Fishing - The Bass and You ID 16083 · Recipe · item level 13Expert Cookbook ID 16072 · Recipe · item level 13Libram: Blessing of Wisdom ID 21288 · Recipe · item level 25 "This item appears damaged by the elements and no longer readable."Libram: Blessing of Might ID 21289 · Recipe · item level 25 "This item appears damaged by the elements and no longer readable."Libram: Holy Light ID 21290 · Recipe · item level 25 "This item appears damaged by the elements and no longer readable."Words of the High Chief ID 13158 · QuestBlizzard numbers items as they are created, so the named items next to ID 18362 (18357 to 18367) were usually added in the same batch as Holy Bologna: What the Light Won't Tell You: the same quest line, zone, vendor or reward set.
Codex of Defense ID 18357 · Quest · item level 25 "The tome is magically sealed."
The Arcanist's Cookbook ID 18358 · Quest · item level 25 "The tome is magically sealed."
The Light and How to Swing It ID 18359 · Quest · item level 25 "-By Uther"
Harnessing Shadows ID 18360 · Quest · item level 25 "Tales from the Blasted Lands as told by Lady Sevine."
The Greatest Race of Hunters ID 18361 · Quest · item level 25 "A Tale of a Female Troll and Her Tiger"
Frost Shock and You ID 18363 · Quest · item level 25 "-By Drek'Thar"
The Emerald Dream ID 18364 · Quest · item level 25 "Fact or Carefully Planned Out Farce Perpetrated By My Brother -By Illidan"
A Thoroughly Read Copy of "Nat Pagle's Guide to Extreme Anglin'." ID 18365 · Miscellaneous "Someone really loves to fish."
Gordok's Handguards ID 18366 · Armor - Plate · item level 25Gordok's Gauntlets ID 18367 · Armor - Mail · item level 25The raw ItemSparse values for item 18362 in the current client build.
Read from the World of Warcraft client build files: Item, ItemSparse, Lock, Holidays, AreaTable and CollectableSourceVendor.
Holy Bologna: What the Light Won't Tell You is in the Classic Era game data, the era World of Warcraft: Forever is built on. Blizzard describes Forever as vanilla World of Warcraft plussed up: its story sits in year one, characters level to 60 and stay there, and it launches November 4, 2026. Blizzard has not said which vanilla items appear in Forever, so nothing here is a Forever claim; it is the Classic Era record for Holy Bologna: What the Light Won't Tell You next to the live retail market on this page.
Read next: World of Warcraft: Forever is Classic+, launching November 4 · Classic Era page for Holy Bologna: What the Light Won't Tell You
A sighting in the beta client is a fact from our own database; the launch roster is Blizzard’s to finalize. World of Warcraft: Forever launches November 4, 2026. World of Warcraft: Forever is Classic+, launching November 4
TheWoWDB
