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I Kill Two Dwarves

The removed vanilla WoW troll male /joke voice line, 'I kill two dwarves in the morning', cut from the game in 2006 and still playable here.

Art: Zul'Gurub loading screen · Blizzard Entertainment. Zul'Gurub, the ancient troll city

0:00 / 19.0s

Download MP3MP3 ~65k · 150 KB iPhone ringtone (.m4r)iPhone ringtone .m4r · 19.0s OGG / DiscordOGG Vorbis · 123 KB

How to install it on a phone, Discord, Windows or a stream

Where you hear it

The troll male joke shipped with the original 2004 voice emote set. Sung in classic reggae cadence, it counts dwarves killed in the morning, at night, in the afternoon and in time of peace and war, 'before I kill two dwarves, and then I kill two more.' Blizzard cut the line during vanilla's later patches and it never shipped in a Burning Crusade or later client, which is why it appears in no modern sound list. This page keeps a community recording of the removed line playable and downloadable.

TriggerPlayed by the troll male /joke voice emote in 2004-2006 vanilla WoW.

I kill two dwarves in the morning. I kill two dwarves at night. I kill two dwarves in the afternoon, and then I feel all right. I killed two dwarves in time of peace and two in time of war. I kill two dwarves before I kill two dwarves, and then I kill two more.

In the game client

Expansion	Vanilla
Game versions	Vanilla
Duration	19.0s
Sample rate	22,050 Hz
Channels	Mono
Loudness	-17.1 LUFS
MP3 size	150 KB
M4R size	246 KB
OGG size	123 KB

Use it as

Discord soundboard

Nineteen seconds of escalating troll menace is a whole bit on a Discord soundboard; the 'then I kill two more' tag lands the punchline.

Ringtone

The full run makes a 19-second ringtone that loops cleanly back to the first dwarf.

Notification sound

Trim the first line for a notification: 'I kill two dwarves in the morning' registers instantly over a phone chime.

iPhone

Tap iPhone ringtone (.m4r) above and choose Download.
Open the Files app, go to Downloads and open the file.
Tap Share, then Use as Ringtone (iOS 26).
Pick it in Settings, Sounds & Haptics, Ringtone or Text Tone.

Full iPhone steps, including older iOS

Android

Tap Download MP3 above.
Open Settings, Sound & vibration, then Phone ringtone or Default notification sound.
Tap My sounds, then +, and pick the MP3 from Downloads.

Full Android steps, Pixel and Samsung

Windows

Windows sound schemes only take WAV files, so convert the MP3 to WAV first (Audacity or any audio converter does it in one export).
Open Settings, System, Sound, More sound settings, then the Sounds tab.
Pick an event such as Notification, click Browse, choose the WAV, then Apply.

OBS alert

Download the MP3 above.
In your alert tool (Streamlabs or StreamElements) set it as the alert sound file.
Or in OBS add a Media Source with the MP3, untick Loop, and fire it with a hotkey.