Use new vulpera or mag'har characters to complete the Orgrimmar quests in less than six minutes.
Vulpera/Mag'har for Pet Acquisition
- Create new vulpera or mag'har character (not class trial), enter world.
- Fly to orphanage, pick up Children's Week, summon orphan, get the three quests
- Fly to Azshara rocketway, complete quest
- Use [item=205458]
- Fly to Red Rocks (if DMF is active, use [npc=55382] to teleport to Mulgore), complete quest
- [item=6948]
- Fly to Embassy, complete quest, pick up two new quests
- Buy [item=69233] from [npc=52818] behind Embassy
- Find [npc=52809] in the Drag, buy [item=69231]
- Use Dragon Kite 2-Pack, dismiss orphan*
- Re-summon orphan, use Cone of Cold
- Turn in quests, get new quest, buy [item=69057] from Blax
- Turn in quest, buy the pet you desire.
- Repeat with new vulpera or mag'har.
I've completed this in 5:30. There's no point in using class trial mages for this - it's just as fast using vulpera/mag'har, and class trials can't use [item=241215] anyway.
You can shave off ~30 seconds if you completed Wailing Critters from the Wailing Caverns pet dungeon. It unlocks an account-wide teleport to WC. After Step 4 ([item=205458]):
- Visit the Command Board in Valley of Honor, select Broken Shore/"Fight the Legion"
- Talk to [npc=4311] outside Orgrimmar, take the skip
- Walk into the Dalaran pet shop, ask [npc=121602] to teleport you to Wailing Caverns
- Fly over the ridge to complete the Red Rocks quest, Hearthstone back to Orgrimmar and proceed with the rest of the steps
[item=69648] is currently the only pet you can't get from this method; you need to complete the Shattrath Children's Week quests for it.
*Can't use Cone of Cold while Dragon Kite dialogue is happening. Dismissing your orphan stops the dialogue and saves you a few seconds. It also stops your orphan from running around with the kite.