TheWoWDBThey come every 30 minutes for 5 minutes.
1) During that time you should drink the freeze booze on the table (at least 1) while aiming at a Dark Dwarf. You'll throw the mug at them, and an NPC will throw you a new mug.
2) Map this to a key and spam it while turning left and right.
3) If they destroy all the kegs, you will not be able to loot the gear.
4) You can loot the gear once every 12 hours.
5) The gear will be available from :05 to :20 and :35 to :50 (eg 1:05 is when they stop attacking, it'll be there for 15 minutes)
6) This is worth 10 tokens
7) The "whirlwind" effect is picked up from big mugs that randomly appear on the ground
8) Stand on tables and you're less likely to be hit by a DD (serious knockback)This quest name is very likely an homage to Ron White (They Call Me "Tater Salad") of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
At certain points in his career (I saw him in person 12 years ago) he would start segments of his routine:
This one time, when I was drunk, I gave my wife a Midol and I wrapped it in a piece of cheese.
Quest
This One Time, When I Was Drunk...
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Even if you defeat the Dark Irons multiple times daily, you may only turn this in once a day.
This quest name is very likely an homage to Ron WhiteIt's possible but I think it's more likely that it's a homage to how anyone's "drinking stories" would begin.
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Description
The Dark Irons took a beating! As they rushed back to the Grim Guzzler, a portion of their transport fell off. More importantly, you managed to keep the camp safe... today. Head over to Bizzle and explain your heroic triumph over the Dark Iron dwarves.
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This one: Horde only · Level 1-90.
Also counted by Down With The Dark Iron
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- Down With The Dark Iron: its criteria name 2 quests, this one included.