TheWoWDBIs this a joke?
As a non JCer this costs me 2800 gold on the AH.
Who designed this crap?
Quest
If a Gem Isn't Pretty
A World of Warcraft quest in Zaralek Cavern. Facts and objectives from the current retail game data.
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What a terrible quest. Even on a low population server, the Gemdust is going for 14g each. Thats 700 gold just for the gem dust. LOL
If a gem (girl) isn't pretty like a Miss Atlantic City
All she gets from life is pity and a pat
Kindly name a star who hasn't won a contest or a pageant
If she hasn't, she just never gets to batShe must shine in every detail
Like a ring you buy in retail
Be a standard size that fits a standard dressWhen a girl's incidentals
Are no bigger than two lentils
Then to me, it doesn't spell successFrumpy faces that could cause ya
To have temporary nausea
Do I have to hear a lecture such as that?
Is a nose with deviation such a crime against the nation?
Should I throw her into jail or drown the cat?So she looks a bit off balance
She possesses golden talents
Or is that a pill too bitter to digest?Oh, she's got very nice deportment, hmm
But when they see that at Ortmund's
From the gallery they'll be throwing fruit!“If a Girl Isn’t Pretty” is a song from the musical “Funny Girl”.
Quest facts
LevelLevel 10-80
ZoneZaralek Cavern
Quest ID75309
The client quest POI data records no map location for this quest, so no map is shown.
Check whether you have already completed this quest
in-game: /run print(C_QuestLog.IsQuestFlaggedCompleted(75309))
Description
The kith of Loamm request the skills of a jewelcrafter! I have seen the wondrous sparkling gems in this glorious city, and the niffen below wish to see them as well. We don't see very well, so we know the value of a good sparkle! Our chief Gemfinder and Jewelshiner, Miss Fanilly, wishes to see some beautiful gems. I bet she'd love the ones named after Alexstrasza and Ysera! Please deliver them to Loamm as soon as you can, won't you?
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