TheWoWDBThe caravan is at 48.54 66.20 for those like me who ran completely past it and couldn't find it
/facepalm
Quest
We're Here to Do One Thing, Maybe Two...
A World of Warcraft quest in Stonetalon Mountains. Facts and objectives from the current retail game data.
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"We're here to do one thing, and one thing only... KILL ALLIANCE!"
"Don't forget the bomb."
"Ok Two things: KILL ALLIANCE and make sure the Bomb makes it there in one peice. Than use it to KILL ALLIANCE!"I swear the quest giver is obssessed with Killing alliance
In case you didn't catch it or watch the movie this quest is an Inglorious Basterds reference.
Quest facts
Quest ID25945
Check whether you have already completed this quest
in-game: /run print(C_QuestLog.IsQuestFlaggedCompleted(25945))
Requirements
FactionHorde only
Read from the Blizzard quest API.
What to do
WhereStonetalon Mountains, Ashenvale
StorylineStonetalon Mountains, Horde, step 1 of 32
Rewards1,050 XP
Description
You're in Hellscream's army now, {name}, and in Hellscream's army we kick butt and take names. Gone are the days of our people starving in the streets of Orgrimmar as we sign treaties with elves. We take what we need now. Kalimdor belongs to the Horde! The Alliance attempts to stop our expansion every chance they get. Unsatisfied with owning most of the Eastern Kingdoms, those pig-lickers want it all! Overlord Krom'gar has called for more troops in Stonetalon. Get on the caravan west of here and go!
Where to go
Pins are the quest’s own POI points from the current retail client, projected onto the in-game zone map. The game marks one blob as the quest’s turn-in; the rest are objective areas. Points that fall outside a map’s window are dropped rather than guessed at.
Turn-inIn-game waypoint: /way #65 74.3 47.7
Objective areaIn-game waypoint: /way #63 49.9 65.8
Coordinates
- Turn-inStonetalon Mountains 74.3, 47.7
/way #65 74.3 47.7 - Objective areaAshenvale 49.9, 65.8
/way #63 49.9 65.8
Map coordinates of the pins above. An area the client draws as a shape is given by the centre of its points.
Nearby on the Stonetalon Mountains map
- Zonya the Sadist about 1,270 yards
- Honor the Flame about 1,390 yards
- Desecrate this Fire! about 1,470 yards
- A Small Retreat about 1,570 yards
- Crossing Over about 1,570 yards
Quests whose map markers the client places closest to this one on Stonetalon Mountains, nearest first. Distances are straight lines between the markers.
Getting there
Horde flight points closest to the quest’s turn-in marker on Stonetalon Mountains:
- Krom'gar Fortress, Stonetalon Mountains
- Silverwind Refuge, Ashenvale
- The Sludgewerks, Stonetalon Mountains
From the turn-in, the objective areas lie:
- Objective area
Straight-line distances in yards between the quest’s own map markers (QuestPOI) and the client’s flight-point positions (TaxiNodes); flight paths and terrain are not modelled.
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Spell: Krom'gar GruntKrom'gar Grunt in Overlord Krom'gar's Army.
Experience1,050 XP
ReputationOrgrimmar +10
Other quests on the Stonetalon Mountains map
Reward details
Reputation: Orgrimmar +10
Founded by Thrall, this Horde capital city is home to many of the proud orc clans of Durotar.
Reputation group: Horde.
Other quests in Stonetalon Mountains that reward Orgrimmar reputation: Barrier to Entry (+250), The Missing Blastgineer (+250), Alliance Attack Plans (+250), Lessons from the Lost Isles (+250), Krom'gar Fortress (+350), Seek and Destroy (+350).
Item facts are the current retail client’s (ItemSparse); the specialisations for a pick-one item are the ones the Blizzard quest API lists; faction and currency text is the client’s own. Lowest listed price = the US commodity auction house now.
Storyline
Stonetalon Mountains, Horde
Part 1 of 32.
Next: Barrier to Entry
- 1We're Here to Do One Thing, Maybe Two...
- 2Barrier to Entry
- 3The Missing Blastgineer
- 4Alliance Attack Plans
- 5Krom'gar Fortress
- 6Ashes to Ashes
- 7Report to Bombgutz
- 8Where Are the Parts?
- 9I Got Your Parts Right Here...
- 10Between a Rock and a Hard Place
- 11And That's Why They Call Them Peons...
- 12Spare Parts Up In Here!
Showing steps 1 to 12 of 32.
Storyline order is the client’s own QuestLine data from the current retail build.
Where this quest fits
After this quest
Taken from the storyline's own step order.
- Barrier to Entry
Filthy, good-for-nothin' night elves have managed to disarm our entire minefield in Talondeep Pass. Somebody is gonna have to go back up there and re-arm them all! A perfect task for a worthless grunt like you, <name>. Here's to hopin' you don't blow yourself up in the process.
The storyline at a glance
Stonetalon Mountains, Horde has 32 steps, from We're Here to Do One Thing, Maybe Two... to To Be Horde....
Maps its steps are placed on (steps per map): Stonetalon Mountains (32).
Steps of this storyline count toward:
Other storylines on the Stonetalon Mountains map
- Stonetalon Mountains, Alliance
- Desolace
- Tauren Heritage
- Battle Pet Tamers
Steps, storylines and map placement from the client’s QuestLine, prerequisite and QuestPOI data; neighbouring quest text is Blizzard’s own (quest API), shortened to its opening sentences.