Walking down into the badlands great scar,
My pac filled with eye, toes, dead hearts in jars,
I came to a dwarf who offered a drink
"I'll tell you a story!" He said with a wink.
It was sunny that day" he said with a smirk on his face,
I was minding my business, starring into blue space.
When suddenly he came flying overhead
"Deathwing is back!", Said my comrades with dread!
I made a solem promise, upheld to deaths embrace
I said, I'm gonna punch that dragon in the face!
The dragon had knocked loes a ton of foes
Only dang rocks waiting to be disposed!
Fists filled with blood, I charged right on in
Punches that bursts those rocks from within
Hundreds of them with mindset to kill
Each one falling, fists like steel drills!
I stood before him, his eyes open wide
Theres no where to run, no where to hide!
Fists wound up, jumped up with grand grace
Landing a blow right onto his face!
He finished with his fist rased up in the air
His heroic pose, wind blowing in hair
To this day I remember Theldurin's tale
To a next adventure onward, on this grand boat at sail.
OH GOD GIANT SQUID THING
OH GOD PEOPLE ARE DROWNING
OH GOD NAGA
HELP
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