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Quest
Smarts-is-Smarts
A World of Warcraft quest in Southern Barrens. Facts and objectives from the current retail game data.
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The quest reward Neurosurgeon's Tool is the only in-game dagger that uses the bloody cleaver model, and is a really cool item to use for Transmog! Try it out!
So I was bored and waiting for Deathwing when I did this quest, so I decided to escort the abomination to see where it went. He goes all the way around the southern end of the scar and then stops in front of the fort and paths around for a while. I left after five minutes of this, guess he depops eventually if he's not killed.
Quest facts
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in-game: /run print(C_QuestLog.IsQuestFlaggedCompleted(24621))
Requirements
Read from the Blizzard quest API.
What to do
Description
My monstrosity is taking shape! All that's left is to stuff his skull with something useful. I'm talking about brains, {name}. And here I'm going to be picky. The abomification process causes significant brain damage so it's best to start with someone smart. One of the Alliance officers should do nicely. Seek out one of the Captains on the far side of the Battlescar and try not to damage the goods while you kill him.
Where to go
Pins are the quest’s own POI points from the current retail client, projected onto the in-game zone map. The game marks one blob as the quest’s turn-in; the rest are objective areas. Points that fall outside a map’s window are dropped rather than guessed at.
Turn-inObjective areaObjective areaObjective areaObjective areaObjective areaObjective areaObjective areaObjective areaObjective areaObjective areaObjective areaObjective areaIn-game waypoint: /way #199 42.6 70.2
Coordinates
- Turn-inSouthern Barrens 42.6, 70.2
/way #199 42.6 70.2 - Objective area (centre of the marked area)Southern Barrens 47.2, 66.5
/way #199 47.2 66.5
Map coordinates of the pins above. An area the client draws as a shape is given by the centre of its points.
Nearby on the Southern Barrens map
- Honor the Flame about 180 yards
- Desecrate this Fire! about 430 yards
- Cassandra Kaboom about 490 yards
- A Growing Problem about 2,350 yards
Quests whose map markers the client places closest to this one on Southern Barrens, nearest first. Distances are straight lines between the markers.
Getting there
Horde flight points closest to the quest’s turn-in marker on Southern Barrens:
- Desolation Hold, Southern Barrens
- Brackenwall Village, Dustwallow Marsh
- Vendetta Point, Southern Barrens
From the turn-in, the objective areas lie:
- Objective area
Straight-line distances in yards between the quest’s own map markers (QuestPOI) and the client’s flight-point positions (TaxiNodes); flight paths and terrain are not modelled.
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Other quests on the Southern Barrens map
3D Model
First-party render from the game files. Model © Blizzard Entertainment.
Reward details
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Reputation: Undercity +350
Led by Sylvanas Windrunner, the Forsaken have joined a tenuous alliance with the Horde and established this capital in the vast depths under the Ruins of Lordaeron.
Reputation group: Horde.
Other quests in Southern Barrens that reward Undercity reputation: Parts-is-Parts (+250), Hearts-is-Hearts (+250).
Item facts are the current retail client’s (ItemSparse); the specialisations for a pick-one item are the ones the Blizzard quest API lists; faction and currency text is the client’s own. Lowest listed price = the US commodity auction house now.
Storyline
Southern Barrens
Part 66 of 89.
Previous: Hearts-is-Hearts · Next: A Growing Threat
- 61Claim the Battle Scar
- 62Intelligence Warfare
- 63The Butcher of Taurajo
- 64Parts-is-Parts
- 65Hearts-is-Hearts
- 66Smarts-is-Smarts
- 67A Growing Threat
- 68Mangletooth
- 69Mahka's Plea
- 70Don't Stop Bereavin'
- 71Mangletooth
- 72The Disturbed Earth
Showing steps 61 to 72 of 89.
Storyline order is the client’s own QuestLine data from the current retail build.
Where this quest fits
Before this quest
Taken from the storyline's own step order.
- Hearts-is-Hearts
These parts - so lovely! Muscle and sinew and fingers and toes ... I am SO hungry right now. But work must come first. Once I stitch this pile of parts together I'm going to need a heart strong enough to pump sludge through this rat's nest of veins.
After this quest
Taken from the storyline's own step order.
- A Growing Threat
A moment there, <class>. We've got more problems here than just the end of the world as we know it. Our vigil here's threatened by the quilboar. We've been content to leave them be when they stay in the Kraul, sure, but every day they press further and further out towards our camp.
Also counted by Southern Barrens Quests
Its criteria name 25 quests; others include:
- Holdout at Hunter's Hill
- Warriors' Redemption
- Eye for an Eye
- Raptor Scraps
- Put the Fear in Them
- Stalling the Survey
- Keeping the Dogs at Bay
- Speaking Their Language
The storyline at a glance
Southern Barrens has 89 steps, from Running the Gauntlet to Sabotage!.
Maps its steps are placed on (steps per map): Southern Barrens (88), Northern Barrens (1).
Steps of this storyline count toward:
Other storylines on the Southern Barrens map
- Northern Barrens
- Battle Pet Tamers
Steps, storylines and map placement from the client’s QuestLine, prerequisite and QuestPOI data; neighbouring quest text is Blizzard’s own (quest API), shortened to its opening sentences.
Achievements
Completing this quest counts toward this achievement.
- Southern Barrens Quests: its criteria name 25 quests, this one included.