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Quest
Pooped
A World of Warcraft quest in The Jade Forest. Facts and objectives from the current retail game data.
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In their desperation for a new poop quest, they've come up with one that doesn't even make sense.
Short version: "Your serpent pooped everywhere, go clean it up before someone finds out"
Sounds fine, and reasonable. The problem is that the actual bags of poop are near impossible to find (on my realm, at least), so the only way to get them is to kill Siftworms.
So basically, the worms have already "cleaned up" all the poop, and now I literally have to go wrestle the poop out of them so nobody sees the poop... the poop that's in the worms.
Real life version:
Your dog poops on your neighbor's lawn. Then a raccoon eats it. Problem solved, right? Nope. According to Blizzard, we now have to kill the raccoon, remove the poop from its stomach, bag it, and throw it away so the neighbor doesn't find out.
Do you really get Valor Points for cleaning poop ? What the hell ?...
Quest facts
LevelLevel 10-35
ZoneThe Jade Forest
Quest ID31716
The client quest POI data records no map location for this quest, so no map is shown.
Check whether you have already completed this quest
in-game: /run print(C_QuestLog.IsQuestFlaggedCompleted(31716))
Requirements
RepeatsDaily
ReputationOrder of the Cloud Serpent: Revered or higher
Read from the Blizzard quest API.
Description
<As you approach the pen, the serpent zips into a corner and hides.> As it looks at you with bashful eyes, you can tell that someone has gotten out of its pen and had... an accident. Well, at the rate that the serpent's been eating, it had to come out the other end... somewhere. You had better find the serpent's poop and clean it up before the Serpent Masters find out.
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Reward details
Reputation: Order of the Cloud Serpent +450
Guardians of the East Temple
Reputation group: Mists of Pandaria.
Other quests in The Jade Forest that reward Order of the Cloud Serpent reputation: Wild Things (+500), Beating the Odds (+1,000), Empty Nests (+1,000), Egg Collection (+1,000), Choosing the One (+500), The Rider's Journey (+500).
Currency: Lesser Charm of Good Fortune
Possession of the Lesser Charms of Good Fortune will result in great happiness and the eventual conversion into Warforged Seals, which allow players to risk a coin to receive a bonus reward from raid encounters.
Item facts are the current retail client’s (ItemSparse); the specialisations for a pick-one item are the ones the Blizzard quest API lists; faction and currency text is the client’s own. Lowest listed price = the US commodity auction house now.
Where this quest fits
Other daily quests in The Jade Forest
- The Darkness Around Us
- Behind the Masks
- Saving the Sutras
- Arrows of Fortune
- Hidden Power
- The Shadow of Doubt
- Flames of the Void
- Sweet as Honey
Steps, storylines and map placement from the client’s QuestLine, prerequisite and QuestPOI data; neighbouring quest text is Blizzard’s own (quest API), shortened to its opening sentences.