Seems social dating in Azeroth is scary if this is what happens after every break up.
Quest
The Fastest Way to His Heart
A World of Warcraft quest in The Lost Isles. Facts and objectives from the current retail game data.
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When you go to turn it in, she asks you if you decided on death or forgiveness...when we all know there's really no choice! Even if your heart yearns for peace, you need to harvest still-beating organs to ever reach level 12! D':
So, did anyone else shout "Kali Ma! Kali Ma! KALI MA!" while doing this quest?
Quest facts
Check whether you have already completed this quest
in-game: /run print(C_QuestLog.IsQuestFlaggedCompleted(25202))
Requirements
Read from the Blizzard quest API.
What to do
Description
Oh, man! You're never going to guess who's out on the oil platform to the north. <Izzy shakes her head sadly at you.> Chip's out there, and he's working for the Trade Prince. That cold-hearted snake dropped you like a bad habit and now he's working for the other team. I even heard he's got something goin' on with Candy Cane! I don't know about you, but if he was my former definitely-real boyfriend, I'd rip his still-beating heart out of his chest.
Where to go
Pins are the quest’s own POI points from the current retail client, projected onto the in-game zone map. The game marks one blob as the quest’s turn-in; the rest are objective areas. Points that fall outside a map’s window are dropped rather than guessed at.
Turn-inObjective areaObjective areaIn-game waypoint: /way #174 54.3 16.9
Coordinates
- Turn-inThe Lost Isles 54.3, 16.9
/way #174 54.3 16.9 - Objective areaThe Lost Isles 49.8, 13.9
/way #174 49.8 13.9 - Objective areaThe Lost Isles 54.5, 17.1
/way #174 54.5 17.1
Map coordinates of the pins above. An area the client draws as a shape is given by the centre of its points.
Getting there
From the turn-in, the objective areas lie:
- Objective area
Straight-line distances in yards between the quest’s own map markers (QuestPOI) and the client’s flight-point positions (TaxiNodes); flight paths and terrain are not modelled.
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Reward details
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Reputation: Bilgewater Cartel +350
Run by the ruthless Trade Prince Gallywix, the Bilgewater Cartel is the most powerful trading company on the Isle of Kezan. From their headquarters at Bilgewater Port, the cartel dominates trade all over the South Seas.
Reputation group: Horde.
Other quests in The Lost Isles that reward Bilgewater Cartel reputation: Goblin Escape Pods (+250), Get Our Stuff Back! (+250), Monkey Business (+250), Miner Troubles (+250), Capturing the Unknown (+250), Orcs Can Write? (+10).
Item facts are the current retail client’s (ItemSparse); the specialisations for a pick-one item are the ones the Blizzard quest API lists; faction and currency text is the client’s own. Lowest listed price = the US commodity auction house now.
Storyline
The Lost Isles
Part 62 of 72.
Previous: The Ultimate Footbomb Uniform · Next: What Kind of Name is Chip, Anyway?
- 57Throw It On the Ground!
- 58Light at the End of the Tunnel
- 59Wild Mine Cart Ride
- 60Shredder Shutdown
- 61The Ultimate Footbomb Uniform
- 62The Fastest Way to His Heart
- 63What Kind of Name is Chip, Anyway?
- 64Release the Valves
- 65Good-bye, Sweet Oil
- 66The Slave Pits
- 67Escape Velocity
- 68She Loves Me, She Loves Me NOT!
Showing steps 57 to 68 of 72.
Storyline order is the client’s own QuestLine data from the current retail build.
Where this quest fits
Before this quest
Taken from the storyline's own step order.
- The Ultimate Footbomb Uniform
Look, kid, I'm here to see to it that you've got a fighting chance at the end game. Thrall's going to need your help in the fight against the Trade Prince.
After this quest
Taken from the storyline's own step order.
- What Kind of Name is Chip, Anyway?
Dude! You're never going to guess who's out on the oil platform to the north. <Ace shakes head in disbelief.> Chip's out there, and he's working for the Trade Prince. That traitor's now working for the other team. But worse, I heard he's got something goin' on with Candy Cane!
The storyline at a glance
The Lost Isles has 72 steps, from Don't Go Into the Light! to Message for Saurfang.
Maps its steps are placed on (steps per map): The Lost Isles (71), Orgrimmar (1).
Other storylines on the Orgrimmar map
- The Missing Expedition
- Allies of the Horde: Vulpera
- Twilight Highlands
- Lost Honor
- An Uncertain Fate
- Cataclysm Chromie Time Breadcrumbs
Steps, storylines and map placement from the client’s QuestLine, prerequisite and QuestPOI data; neighbouring quest text is Blizzard’s own (quest API), shortened to its opening sentences.