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Quest
Two If By Boat
A World of Warcraft quest in Thousand Needles. Facts and objectives from the current retail game data.
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One if by land, and two if by sea;
And I on the opposite shore will be,
Ready to ride and spread the alarm (Paul Revere)
Note: accepting this quest will set you off on a long journey in what can only be described as the fastest boat ever without any way of propulsion. Don't accept it if you don't want to go to Fizzle & Pozzik's Speedbarge in eastern Thousand Needles.
Quest facts
LevelLevel 15-30
ZoneThousand Needles
Quest ID25488
Check whether you have already completed this quest
in-game: /run print(C_QuestLog.IsQuestFlaggedCompleted(25488))
Requirements
FactionAlliance only
Read from the Blizzard quest API.
What to do
StorylineThousand Needles, step 3 of 107
RewardsMirage Amulet, 
Maloof's Spare Boots, 
Floating Belt, 1,050 XP
Mirage Amulet, Maloof's Spare Boots, Floating Belt, 1,050 XPDescription
Are you ready to go, {class}? One of the sentinels will take you out to the Mirage Raceway. If there's anyone left alive out there, please help them. Goddess watch over you!
Where to go
Pins are the quest’s own POI points from the current retail client, projected onto the in-game zone map. The game marks one blob as the quest’s turn-in; the rest are objective areas. Points that fall outside a map’s window are dropped rather than guessed at.
Turn-inObjective areaIn-game waypoint: /way #64 75.9 74.7
Coordinates
- Turn-inThousand Needles 75.9, 74.7
/way #64 75.9 74.7 - Objective areaThousand Needles 6.2, 15.7
/way #64 6.2 15.7
Map coordinates of the pins above. An area the client draws as a shape is given by the centre of its points.
Nearby on the Thousand Needles map
- The Power of Thousands about 1,720 yards
- The Crone's Wrath about 2,110 yards
- Snakes and Stones about 2,110 yards
- Breaking Chains about 2,110 yards
- Battle Pet Tamers: Kalimdor about 2,290 yards
Quests whose map markers the client places closest to this one on Thousand Needles, nearest first. Distances are straight lines between the markers.
Getting there
Alliance flight points closest to the quest’s turn-in marker on Thousand Needles:
- Fizzle & Pozzik's Speedbarge, Thousand Needles
- Gadgetzan, Tanaris
- Mudsprocket, Dustwallow Marsh
From the turn-in, the objective areas lie:
- Objective area
Straight-line distances in yards between the quest’s own map markers (QuestPOI) and the client’s flight-point positions (TaxiNodes); flight paths and terrain are not modelled.
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Choose one of these rewards:
Experience1,050 XP
ReputationGnomeregan +25
Other quests on the Thousand Needles map
Reward details
Pick one of these
TypeArmor Neck
Item level22
BindingBinds when picked up
Stats+4 Intellect, +5 Stamina, +4 Haste
Suited toDiscipline, Balance, Restoration, Arcane, Fire, Frost, Mistweaver, Holy, Devourer, Destruction, Demonology, Affliction, Elemental, Shadow, Augmentation, Preservation, Devastation
Sells to vendors for14 silver24 copper
TypeLeather Feet
Item level22
BindingBinds when picked up
Armor6
Stats+5 Agility or Intellect, +7 Stamina
Suited toBalance, Restoration, Mistweaver, Devourer, Vengeance, Feral, Guardian, Brewmaster, Subtlety, Outlaw, Assassination, Havoc, Windwalker
Sells to vendors for4 gold49 silver
TypeMail Waist
Item level22
BindingBinds when picked up
Armor8
Stats+5 Agility or Intellect, +7 Stamina, +7 Critical Strike
Suited toElemental, Restoration, Devastation, Preservation, Augmentation, Marksmanship, Beast Mastery, Survival, Enhancement
Sells to vendors for3 gold3 silver
TypePlate Wrist
Item level22
BindingBinds when picked up
Armor11
Stats+4 Strength or Intellect, +5 Stamina
Suited toHoly, Unholy, Protection, Retribution, Arms, Fury, Blood, Frost
Sells to vendors for3 gold4 silver
TypeMail Feet
Item level22
BindingBinds when picked up
Armor9
Stats+5 Agility or Intellect, +7 Stamina
Suited toElemental, Restoration, Devastation, Preservation, Augmentation, Marksmanship, Beast Mastery, Survival, Enhancement
Sells to vendors for4 gold81 silver
Reputation: Gnomeregan +25
The former denizens of Gnomeregan, now living in New Tinkertown and in league with the Alliance.
Reputation group: Alliance.
Other quests in Thousand Needles that reward Gnomeregan reputation: Do Me a Favor? (+25), Down in the Deeps (+250), Bar Fight! (+250), In the Outhouse (+250), Pirate Accuracy Increasing (+250), Circle the Wagons... er, Boats (+250).
Item facts are the current retail client’s (ItemSparse); the specialisations for a pick-one item are the ones the Blizzard quest API lists; faction and currency text is the client’s own. Lowest listed price = the US commodity auction house now.
Storyline
Thousand Needles
Part 3 of 107.
Previous: The Grimtotem are Coming · Next: Two If By Boat
- 1The Grimtotem are Coming
- 2The Grimtotem are Coming
- 3Two If By Boat
- 4Two If By Boat
- 5Do Me a Favor?
- 6Do Me a Favor?
- 7Down in the Deeps
- 8Down in the Deeps
- 9Bar Fight!
- 10Bar Fight!
- 11In the Outhouse
- 12In the Outhouse
Showing steps 1 to 12 of 107.
Storyline order is the client’s own QuestLine data from the current retail build.
Where this quest fits
Before this quest
Taken from the storyline's own step order.
- The Grimtotem are Coming
The cowardly Grimtotem have attacked us by surprise when we were least prepared! You will be of most help to Thousand Needles elsewhere, <class>. We have heard rumors that the goblins and gnomes somehow survived in a giant barge out on the salt flats. Motega Firemane is at the base of the summit.
After this quest
Taken from the storyline's own step order.
- Do Me a Favor?
Hello there. Pleased to meet you! I'm Fizzle Brassbolts. Welcome to my Speedbarge. I share your concerns about helping all of Thousand Needles. It's my firm belief that the Speedbarge is the best hope for the entire region. Perhaps you could help us out a little bit here?
Other quests with this name
This one: Alliance only · Thousand Needles · Level 15-30.
The storyline at a glance
Thousand Needles has 107 steps, from The Grimtotem are Coming to Spread the Word.
Maps its steps are placed on (steps per map): Thousand Needles (106), Feralas (1).
Steps of this storyline count toward:
Other storylines on the Thousand Needles map
- The Elemental Lords IV
- Battle Pet Tamers
Steps, storylines and map placement from the client’s QuestLine, prerequisite and QuestPOI data; neighbouring quest text is Blizzard’s own (quest API), shortened to its opening sentences.