TheWoWDBYou are stripping half-rotten corpses lying in the scorching sun for days, if not months. And several minutes later, you are being forced to put on one of the uniforms.
Either these goblins invented a lightning-speed washing machine, or I'm calling my lawyer.
Quest
Fashionism
A World of Warcraft quest in Uldum. Facts and objectives from the current retail game data.
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It's an instant-cast click, too. That's right, I can strip a soldier to his underwear in 1.5 seconds! ...wait, why am I proud of this?
This is a part of the Uldum archaeology series of quests. It is a rather obvious a play on fascism, especially given that the organization in question is reminiscent of the Nazi German soldiers from Indiana Jones.
Ironically (or, perhaps, maybe not quite so much) the questgiver is a male blood elf.
Quest facts
Quest ID27941
Check whether you have already completed this quest
in-game: /run print(C_QuestLog.IsQuestFlaggedCompleted(27941))
What to do
WhereUldum, Ahn'Qiraj: The Fallen Kingdom
StorylineUldum, step 68 of 101
RewardsBullet-Pierced Chestplate, 
Waistguard of Fallen Hearts, 
Impeccable Uniform Gauntlets, 13g 74s, 4,800 XP
Bullet-Pierced Chestplate, Waistguard of Fallen Hearts, Impeccable Uniform Gauntlets, 13g 74s, 4,800 XPDescription
We have a strict policy among our ranks, one that we take most seriously. Our troops are to dress in official uniform at all times. This helps with organization, friendly fire incidents are reduced, and it keeps the troops looking wonderful! We call it, Fashionism. We've been running low on uniforms lately. I must ask that you recover them from the troopers that have fallen in the line of duty. You should find plenty of the poor fellows east of here, at the Ruins of Ammon.
Where to go
Pins are the quest’s own POI points from the current retail client, projected onto the in-game zone map. The game marks one blob as the quest’s turn-in; the rest are objective areas. Points that fall outside a map’s window are dropped rather than guessed at.
Turn-inObjective areaObjective areaObjective areaObjective areaObjective areaObjective areaObjective areaObjective areaObjective areaObjective areaObjective areaObjective areaIn-game waypoint: /way #249 24.4 64.5
Objective areaIn-game waypoint: /way #327 73.1 98.5
Coordinates
- Turn-inUldum 24.4, 64.5
/way #249 24.4 64.5 - Objective area (centre of the marked area)Uldum 33.3, 64.7
/way #249 33.3 64.7 - Objective areaAhn'Qiraj: The Fallen Kingdom 73.1, 98.5
/way #327 73.1 98.5
Map coordinates of the pins above. An area the client draws as a shape is given by the centre of its points.
Nearby on the Uldum map
- Desecrate this Fire! about 2,160 yards
- Off To Adventure! about 2,300 yards
- Thunder on the Sands about 2,300 yards
Quests whose map markers the client places closest to this one on Uldum, nearest first. Distances are straight lines between the markers.
Getting there
Flight points closest to the quest’s turn-in marker on Uldum:
- Schnottz's Landing, Uldum
- Oasis of Vir'sar, Uldum
- Ramkahen, Uldum
From the turn-in, the objective areas lie:
- Objective area
Straight-line distances in yards between the quest’s own map markers (QuestPOI) and the client’s flight-point positions (TaxiNodes); flight paths and terrain are not modelled.
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Choose one of these rewards:
Money13 gold74 silver
Experience4,800 XP
Reward details
Pick one of these
TypePlate Chest
Item level36
BindingBinds when picked up
Armor27
Stats+8 Strength or Intellect, +12 Stamina, +7 Versatility, +8 Critical Strike
Suited toHoly, Unholy, Protection, Retribution, Arms, Fury, Blood, Frost
Sells to vendors for48 gold84 silver
TypeLeather Waist
Item level36
BindingBinds when picked up
Armor7
Stats+6 Agility or Intellect, +9 Stamina, +6 Haste, +5 Mastery
Suited toBalance, Restoration, Mistweaver, Devourer, Vengeance, Feral, Guardian, Brewmaster, Subtlety, Outlaw, Assassination, Havoc, Windwalker
Sells to vendors for24 gold65 silver
TypeCloth Hands
Item level36
BindingBinds when picked up
Armor4
Stats+6 Intellect, +9 Stamina, +6 Haste, +5 Critical Strike
Suited toAffliction, Frost, Discipline, Holy, Fire, Arcane, Shadow, Destruction, Demonology
Sells to vendors for24 gold74 silver
Item facts are the current retail client’s (ItemSparse); the specialisations for a pick-one item are the ones the Blizzard quest API lists; faction and currency text is the client’s own. Lowest listed price = the US commodity auction house now.
Storyline
Uldum
Part 68 of 101.
Previous: The Desert Fox · Next: Idolatry
- 63Ignition
- 64Tailgunner!
- 65Eastern Hospitality
- 66A Favor for the Furrier
- 67The Desert Fox
- 68Fashionism
- 69Idolatry
- 70Angered Spirits
- 71Gobbles!
- 72Make Yourself Useful
- 73Crisis Management
- 74Battlezone
Showing steps 63 to 74 of 101.
Storyline order is the client’s own QuestLine data from the current retail build.
Where this quest fits
Before this quest
Taken from the storyline's own step order.
- The Desert Fox
Zhere is much to be done in zhis region, <race>. Ve bozh haf a burning passion for zhe ancient technologies here, do ve not? Perhaps zhere is a vay for us to vork togezher? Let us put zhe misunderstandinks of zhe past behind us zhen, hmm?
After this quest
Taken from the storyline's own step order.
- Idolatry
Zhere is somezhink I need handled, <race>. My most trusted advisor has run afoul of an ancient curse. A hex zhat has transformed zhe man into a turkey, of all zhings! I haff studied for days to discover a remedy for his condition, and finally I am ready to conduct zhe ritual.
Quests that require this one
The storyline at a glance
Uldum has 101 steps, from Easy Money to The Coffer of Promise.
Maps its steps are placed on (steps per map): Uldum (101).
Steps of this storyline count toward:
Other storylines on the Uldum map
- The Fists of the Heavens
Steps, storylines and map placement from the client’s QuestLine, prerequisite and QuestPOI data; neighbouring quest text is Blizzard’s own (quest API), shortened to its opening sentences.