"and NOT the one we've been suicidally bum-rushing for the better part of several hours"
I put in my vote for best quest text ever.
Quest
Captain Dreadbeard
A World of Warcraft quest in Tanaris. Facts and objectives from the current retail game data.
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Boarded the ship and the Cpt and Giant spawned, then my dungeon Q came up! Entered the dungeon and when I came out, the Cpt was sitting on the Giant's shoulders under the boat and I couldn't get them to aggro again. Dropped/Picked up the quest a couple times and Logged In/Out, they stayed in the same position. Finally jumped down into the water and got right up inside the Giant and it aggroed, killed it then the Cpt aggroed on me and I killed him. Wouldn't aggro on me until I got right up in the Giant, attempted to DoT both mobs from a distance but it wouldn't take.
[85 SPriest working on Loremaster]
If you're having troubles, you can bug it by standing on the plank you get to the ship on.
If you stand there, the captain won't move, and you can ranged kill him without getting damaged.
Quest facts
Check whether you have already completed this quest
in-game: /run print(C_QuestLog.IsQuestFlaggedCompleted(24950))
Requirements
Read from the Blizzard quest API.
What to do
Description
Alright, babe, I've got something bigger for you to take on here. We spotted the captain of the Southsea over on one of his boats to the south; that's to the south, and NOT the one we've been suicidally bum-rushing for the better part of several hours. He's sitting up there, smug and stoic, watching us war down here. I'll spare you the "hostile takeover" jokes. Get on his ship and beat the tar out of him, and we're done here!
Where to go
Pins are the quest’s own POI points from the current retail client, projected onto the in-game zone map. The game marks one blob as the quest’s turn-in; the rest are objective areas. Points that fall outside a map’s window are dropped rather than guessed at.
Turn-inObjective areaObjective areaIn-game waypoint: /way #71 71.8 45.5
Coordinates
- Turn-inTanaris 71.8, 45.5
/way #71 71.8 45.5 - Objective areaTanaris 71.0, 55.7
/way #71 71.0 55.7 - Objective areaTanaris 71.9, 45.4
/way #71 71.9 45.4
Map coordinates of the pins above. An area the client draws as a shape is given by the centre of its points.
Nearby on the Tanaris map
- The Great Detective about 680 yards
- Warn the Detective about 680 yards
- Toy Trouble about 680 yards
- The Final Toy about 680 yards
- Secret in the Sands about 680 yards
- Festive Reflections about 680 yards
- Short Circuit about 1,120 yards
- Tearing at the Seams about 1,200 yards
- Desecrate this Fire! about 1,570 yards
- Orders of Magnitude about 1,630 yards
Quests whose map markers the client places closest to this one on Tanaris, nearest first. Distances are straight lines between the markers.
Getting there
Horde flight points closest to the quest’s turn-in marker on Tanaris:
- Bootlegger Outpost, Tanaris
- Gadgetzan, Tanaris
- Fizzle & Pozzik's Speedbarge, Thousand Needles
From the turn-in, the objective areas lie:
- Objective area
Straight-line distances in yards between the quest’s own map markers (QuestPOI) and the client’s flight-point positions (TaxiNodes); flight paths and terrain are not modelled.
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Item facts are the current retail client’s (ItemSparse); the specialisations for a pick-one item are the ones the Blizzard quest API lists; faction and currency text is the client’s own. Lowest listed price = the US commodity auction house now.
Storyline
Tanaris
Part 19 of 48.
Previous: Filling Our Pockets · Next: Bootlegger Outpost
- 14Dead Man's Chest
- 15To The Ground!
- 16Booty Duty
- 17Going Off-Task
- 18Filling Our Pockets
- 19Captain Dreadbeard
- 20Bootlegger Outpost
- 21Cutting Losses
- 22Chicken of the Desert
- 23A Great Idea
- 24Just Trying to Kill Some Bugs
- 25Define "Crazy"
Showing steps 14 to 25 of 48.
Storyline order is the client’s own QuestLine data from the current retail build.
Where this quest fits
Before this quest
Taken from the storyline's own step order.
- Filling Our Pockets
We've looted everything that isn't bolted down around here, but I'm not done yet. If we're bothering to do the Steamwheedle Cartel's dirty work for them, we're going to make as much cash as we can while we're here.
After this quest
Taken from the storyline's own step order.
- Bootlegger Outpost
We've done a bang up job here. I'm gonna make sure these mooks finish properly and then head back to Gadgetzan for a bit. If you want to keep making a good impression on our Steamwheedle friends, or just make more money, you should head southwest of here.
Other quests with this name
This one: Horde only · Tanaris · Level 15-30.
Also counted by Tanaris Quests
Its criteria name 9 quests; others include:
- Just Trying to Kill Some Bugs
- Sandscraper
- You Too, Brute?
- The Grand Tablet
- Captain Dreadbeard
- Thunderdrome: Grudge Match!
The storyline at a glance
Tanaris has 48 steps, from Seaside Salvage to The Grand Tablet.
Maps its steps are placed on (steps per map): Tanaris (48).
Other storylines on the Tanaris map
- Suspicious Munitions
- Warbanding Together
- Bronze Reconciliation
- Cataclysm Chromie Time Breadcrumbs
- Legion Engineering
Steps, storylines and map placement from the client’s QuestLine, prerequisite and QuestPOI data; neighbouring quest text is Blizzard’s own (quest API), shortened to its opening sentences.
Achievements
Completing this quest counts toward this achievement.
- Tanaris Quests: its criteria name 9 quests, this one included.