Peel banana first, eat second.
Wet fur not fun to sleep on.
Don't roll in own poo unless you want to smell like poo all day.
Steal a banana from a hozen, expect an angry hozen.
Poo not good to eat, but very good to throw.
Mouth only hole that banana go in.
Don't throw banana peel where going to walk.
Firecracker for throwing, banana for eating.
Don't pull own tail when there are other tails to pull.(I will try and compile whatever I see on this page)
Quest
Rewritten Wisdoms
A World of Warcraft quest in The Wandering Isle. Facts and objectives from the current retail game data.
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"Mouth only hole that banana go in."
Oh, Blizzard...
"Don't pull own tail when there are other tails to pull."
I kinda liked that one. It's got a weird sort of wisdom!
Quest facts
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Requirements
Read from the Blizzard quest API.
What to do
Description
{name}, we must help Elder Shaopai. There are few more deserving of our kindness. On the way here, you surely noticed the scrolls of wisdom hanging in the grotto to the south. The hozen have defiled many of them, and sadly, they are not recoverable. We will deal with the problem directly - burn the defiled scrolls. Wipe the hozen writings away entirely. Do not worry for Elder Shaopai. The people shall come together and help him rewrite the wisdoms in time. I shall see to that.
Where to go
Pins are the quest’s own POI points from the current retail client, projected onto the in-game zone map. The game marks one blob as the quest’s turn-in; the rest are objective areas. Points that fall outside a map’s window are dropped rather than guessed at.
Turn-inObjective areaObjective areaObjective areaObjective areaObjective areaObjective areaObjective areaObjective areaObjective areaObjective areaObjective areaObjective areaObjective areaIn-game waypoint: /way #378 30.8 36.7
Coordinates
- Turn-inThe Wandering Isle 30.8, 36.7
/way #378 30.8 36.7 - Objective area (centre of the marked area)The Wandering Isle 30.9, 50.9
/way #378 30.9 50.9 - Objective areaThe Wandering Isle 31.0, 36.7
/way #378 31.0 36.7
Map coordinates of the pins above. An area the client draws as a shape is given by the centre of its points.
Getting there
From the turn-in, the objective areas lie:
- Objective area
Straight-line distances in yards between the quest’s own map markers (QuestPOI) and the client’s flight-point positions (TaxiNodes); flight paths and terrain are not modelled.
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Reputation: Shang Xi's Academy +250
For nearly three generations, the esteemed Shang Xi has prepared pandaren heroes for lives of adventure.
Reputation group: Mists of Pandaria.
Other quests in The Wandering Isle that reward Shang Xi's Academy reputation: Much to Learn (+10), The Lesson of the Iron Staff (+250), The Lesson of the Sandy Fist (+250), The First Sign of Winter (+250), The Lesson of the Burning Scroll (+250), The Disciple's Challenge (+250).
Item facts are the current retail client’s (ItemSparse); the specialisations for a pick-one item are the ones the Blizzard quest API lists; faction and currency text is the client’s own. Lowest listed price = the US commodity auction house now.
Storyline
The Wandering Isle
Part 44 of 74.
Previous: Tools of the Enemy · Next: Stronger Than Stone
- 39Raucous Rousing
- 40Not In the Face!
- 41The Spirit and Body of Shen-zin Su
- 42Morning Breeze Village
- 43Tools of the Enemy
- 44Rewritten Wisdoms
- 45Stronger Than Stone
- 46The Direct Solution
- 47Do No Evil
- 48Monkey Advisory Warning
- 49Stronger Than Bone
- 50Balanced Perspective
Showing steps 39 to 50 of 74.
Storyline order is the client’s own QuestLine data from the current retail build.
Where this quest fits
Before this quest
Taken from the storyline's own step order.
- Tools of the Enemy
The hozen have stolen our brushes and are painting over our scrolls of wisdom with their own wisdoms, if you can call them that. If you're here to help, stop them and bring our brushes back before they can do more harm.
After this quest
Taken from the storyline's own step order.
- Stronger Than Stone
Gather me stone blocks from the Ridge of Laughing Winds to the south. You have seen my strength twice, yet I still spy doubt within your eyes. It will not last.
Quests that require this one
The storyline at a glance
The Wandering Isle has 74 steps, from The Lesson of the Iron Bough to Joining the Horde.
Maps its steps are placed on (steps per map): The Wandering Isle (71), Elwynn Forest (1), Stormwind City (1), Orgrimmar (1).
Other storylines on the Elwynn Forest map
- Elwynn Forest
- Lost Honor
- Northshire
- The Scarlet Enclave
- Battle Pet Tamers
Steps, storylines and map placement from the client’s QuestLine, prerequisite and QuestPOI data; neighbouring quest text is Blizzard’s own (quest API), shortened to its opening sentences.