Brothers and Sisters of the mechanically inclined.
It is I Ianto CogSprocket come to warn you. This Device DEFIES PHYSICS.
DO NOT GO FOR A SWIM WITH THIS DEVICE. DO NOT DO IT FOR I DO NOT RECOMMEND.
For the Sake of science I (the marvelous CogSprocket) Took this device to water to test its buoyancy.
I approached the water after getting this baby up to her top speed (it was glorious).
The vast expanse of water beckoned with her glimmering (rust causing) splendor.
I located a stretch of cliff with an acceptable height to allow me full clearance to assist my entry (Must have been 5 feet high)
I managed a perfect Launch and approached the water rapidly prepared for a minor collision with the water (my heart skipped a beat for a brief moment).
Just before hitting i clenched my eyes shut tightly in anticipation of an event that never came.
I rapidly found myself DROPPING through the water as if it were air.
I still needed to breathe but it was as if the water tensionthat should have been was not (i was MINDBLOWN).
Physics went completely out the window. i was able to move around under water as though i was on dry land.
I NEARLY succumbed to lack of oxygen.
BEWARE taking this beauty for a dip least you replicate my Experiment.
Experiment log 32445PZQ
Ianto Cogsprocket Signing off.