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Quest
Anything But Water
A World of Warcraft quest in Twilight Highlands. Facts and objectives from the current retail game data.
The highest voted Wowhead comments for this page. They are community notes, not TheWoWDB comments.
"Ale downstairs. Do not touch. Sincerely, not the bad guys."
When you mouseover the sign, yeah you see this. However its written with Arabic letters!
Edit: Uploaded a screenshot of the sign.
You'll know you're going the right direction when you hit the first sign, "Wildhammer Ale Inside. Private Stash."
You'll be doubly sure you're right when you come across the second sign, one that reads, "Ale downstairs. Do not touch. Sincerely, not the bad guys."
***spoiler**
When you reach the basement you are jumped by 4 muggers with about 33k hp each. 3 attack you, and Eoin Dunwald comes out of nowhere to help you, when you down the first 2, the 4th will run away with Eoin hot on his heels.
I recommend taking the ale asap as I had an issue with the scene repeating itself after I killed the last mob.
Altogether a funny little quest that I enjoyed.
Quest facts
Check whether you have already completed this quest
in-game: /run print(C_QuestLog.IsQuestFlaggedCompleted(27647))
Requirements
Read from the Blizzard quest API.
What to do
Aledrinker Shoulderpads, 
Brewtaster Bracers, 
Keg-Sized Chestplate, 13g 74s, 4,800 XPDescription
Look, buddy. Either you're here to help me find some drink, or you're in the way. Why don't ya go down to the old storehouse and look downstairs. I had a mighty suspicion that ol' bookkeeper up in there was sneaking sips between pages. I bet he has a keg in his basement! If ya find anything, come straight back to me! No dallyin'... this is urgent!
Where to go
Pins are the quest’s own POI points from the current retail client, projected onto the in-game zone map. The game marks one blob as the quest’s turn-in; the rest are objective areas. Points that fall outside a map’s window are dropped rather than guessed at.
Turn-inObjective areaObjective areaIn-game waypoint: /way #241 52.4 70.3
Coordinates
- Turn-inTwilight Highlands 52.4, 70.3
/way #241 52.4 70.3 - Objective area (centre of the marked area)Twilight Highlands 52.8, 69.8
/way #241 52.8 69.8
Map coordinates of the pins above. An area the client draws as a shape is given by the centre of its points.
Nearby on the Twilight Highlands map
- More Doom same spot
- Xal'atath's Proven Faithful about 20 yards
- Midnight Dress about 320 yards
- Twilight's Dawn about 390 yards
- The Twilight Highlands about 390 yards
- Cult It Out about 390 yards
- Disrupt the Call about 390 yards
- Desecrate this Fire! about 840 yards
- Investigating the Highlands about 1,120 yards
- Honor the Flame about 1,480 yards
Quests whose map markers the client places closest to this one on Twilight Highlands, nearest first. Distances are straight lines between the markers.
Getting there
Alliance flight points closest to the quest’s turn-in marker on Twilight Highlands:
- Firebeard's Patrol, Twilight Highlands
- Victor's Point, Twilight Highlands
- Farstrider Lodge, Loch Modan
From the turn-in, the objective areas lie:
- Objective area
Straight-line distances in yards between the quest’s own map markers (QuestPOI) and the client’s flight-point positions (TaxiNodes); flight paths and terrain are not modelled.
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Choose one of these rewards:
Other quests on the Twilight Highlands map
Reward details
Pick one of these
Reputation: Wildhammer Clan +250
The Wildhammer dwarves are known for their near-reckless courage as well as their unsurpassed gryphon-riding skills. After losing their home of Grim Batol to a Dark Iron Curse, they've spread their dwellings around the Twilight Highlands.
Reputation group: Cataclysm.
Other quests in Twilight Highlands that reward Wildhammer Clan reputation: Bird Down! Bird Down! (+25), Roots'll Do 'Er (+250), Wings Over Highbank (+25), Firebeard's Patrol (+25), Dunwalds Don't Die (+25), While Meeting The Family (+250).
Item facts are the current retail client’s (ItemSparse); the specialisations for a pick-one item are the ones the Blizzard quest API lists; faction and currency text is the client’s own. Lowest listed price = the US commodity auction house now.
Storyline
Twilight Highlands
Part 46 of 236.
Previous: Finding Beak · Next: Once More Into The Fire
- 41Sifting Through The Wreckage
- 42Donnelly Dunwald
- 43Eoin Dunwald
- 44Cayden Dunwald
- 45Finding Beak
- 46Anything But Water
- 47Once More Into The Fire
- 48A Steady Supply
- 49Home Again
- 50Doing It Like a Dunwald
- 51Machines of War
- 52Weapons of Mass Dysfunction
Showing steps 41 to 52 of 236.
Storyline order is the client’s own QuestLine data from the current retail build.
Where this quest fits
Before this quest
Taken from the storyline's own step order.
- Finding Beak
I lost me gryphon. Beak! Where are you Beak?! Wanna help me find him? I know he's in da hovel. He hasta be. Beak?! Wheres are ya? I hope he's okay.
After this quest
Taken from the storyline's own step order.
- Once More Into The Fire
Fine, fine. You want a piece of the action? You can join in. Let me know when you're ready ta go.
Quests that require this one
The storyline at a glance
Twilight Highlands has 236 steps, from Twilight Shores to Skullcrusher the Mountain.
Maps its steps are placed on (steps per map): Twilight Highlands (222), Azshara (9), Orgrimmar (4), Stormwind City (1).
Steps of this storyline count toward:
Other storylines on the Twilight Highlands map
- Allies of the Horde: Vulpera
- The Cult Within
- In the Shadow of Crimson Wings
Steps, storylines and map placement from the client’s QuestLine, prerequisite and QuestPOI data; neighbouring quest text is Blizzard’s own (quest API), shortened to its opening sentences.